Monday, November 15, 2010

Mommy Mondays - Tips from My Day Off

I took today off from my 9-5 to get a couple of major cleaning projects done, with none of the boys under my feet. I learned an important lesson today, and feel I owe it to you, dear readers, to share it with you. Learn from my mistakes/horror/laziness.

So, here is my housecleaning tip of the week:

Either shampoo your carpets once a month like my grandmother did.
Or don't do it at all. Hire someone if you must.
Or better yet, switch it all over to some nice healthy, easy hardwood.

I AM SO GROSSED OUT I COULD PUKE

and, no, don't bother asking me how long it's been, cuz I just won't answer
"too long" is clearly the only answer that counts

*shudder*

3 comments:

  1. Carpeting is such a pain in the ass! :)

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  2. I just steam cleaned our carpet a couple of weekends ago and while I was doing I resolved to do it twice a year. It’s just such a yucky task.

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  3. I cannot even describe how much vile coloured water that machine sucked back up. I am totally wanting to replace the carpet now.

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