Monday, December 17, 2012
Holiday Laughs from the Younger Set
Today was the annual Holiday Concert at Little Boo's school. It was held during school hours of course, due to the current labour disruptions in the Ontario school system. That was unfortunate, since lots of parents couldn't make the event, but it is what it is, and the kids all got to skip class and come to the gym for the entire performance, so that was a treat for them. Especially for the grades 7 & 8 kids. The skipping class part at least. And can I say, that having observed them in the gym, in all their rowdy, hormonal loudness, I can't believe we are going to be going through that again!! I think we had conveniently blocked the memories of puberty from our minds once the Teen made it through in one piece. Not fun.
Anyway. The lovely young girls who hosted the event kept up a steady banter between acts, and they threw out a bunch of silly holiday jokes that I thought I would share. Some of these came from the audience fo students as well. They all seemed to be great kid pleasers, even if some are serious groaners, so share them with your littles and see what they think!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In the snowbank!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
What did the dreidel say to the menorah?
I feel a little dizzy!
Why did the dog hang up his stocking on Christmas Eve?
Because he was waiting for Santa Paws!
What is Tarzan's favourite holiday song?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
And, my personal favourite:
What is a parent's favourite Christmas carol?
So, tell me - do you have any corny kid holiday jokes to add? Please leave them in the comments below, and we'll all share a giggle or a groan.