I have no idea what words I actually said, but what Boo heard was "Butt Rocket." He's a 9 year-old boy, what can I say.
"Butt Rocket! Ha! What if my butt really were a rocket?" This of course was followed by crouching down and rocket-like blast-off sounds. But it didn't end there.
"Butt Rockets - entirely powered by natural gas." Hysterical laughter ensures. Then, when he finally calmed down - "Man, I'd need to eat a lot of garlic for that."
This kid kills me!!!
What crazy stuff has come out of your kids' mouths lately?